What do you call someone who thinks evolution is a myth? What do you call someone who thinks there are mice walking around with fully formed human brains? What do you call someone who tells you masturbation is adultery? Apparently, Faux News thinks you should call her Senator O' Donnell.
Where I come from (sanity) we call those people whackjobs. Okay, she is against whacking it, so maybe that would be offensive to her. So we can call her a fucking whackjob. (That's ironic, because she is against having sex too.)
I understand the Teabaggers stated goals. Smaller government, lower taxes, yadda yadda yadda. What I do not understand is their electing people with horribly radical 'Christian' value systems. I will get to the simply awful Sharon Angle in a different post. We are here to talk about Christine the teenage witch. Bill Maher has stated that unless she comes back on his show, he will release tapes of her saying stupid things on his shows. I pray she never comes on his show. Monday mornings are much more fun when you see her spouting off that she had a date on a Satanic altar, or that she thinks evolution is a myth.
Let's start with evolution. Some people think that the world is less than 20,000 years old, and that dinosaurs are either a giant hoax, or they coexisted with man. I saw Jurassic Park. Those velociraptors would have kicked the shit outta humans! Someone needs to buy that bitch a box set! O' Donnell said that evolution is a myth because 'you don't see monkeys turning into humans." Strange, I see a human turning into a monkey (albeit a really
Okay so the masturbation/sex thing. I am a big fan of masturbation. Not that I would EVER have to do it, because I have so much sex. Oh wait, can't do that either. In the 90's on MTV's "Sex in the 90's" television special, Chrissy, then a fresh faced girl of indeterminate age, espoused the belief that masturbation was adultery. "If my husband knows what pleases him, what does he need me for?" she said. I am guessing a good old-fashioned hatefucking, Chrissy. The holier-than-thou attitude she comes across with is not really astounding. More sad, because you know if she just got some, she might not end up a prissy, prune faced hatemonger like her clone host Sarah Palin.
Red state red suits notwithstanding, Christine is basically a joke. She has become a perpetual candidate. I personally think that this whole teabagger thing is just her way of getting a Faux News talk show. think about it...She would be the perfect talking head for the network. she has the same vacant expression and false indignation as the vacuous Gretchen Carlson. And she is pretty. She can go on and talk about stuff she knows little or nothing about. Like say, the Constitution. Or sex.
I beg someone to buy this woman a copy of the constitution and a vibrator. Please, your country is counting on you!
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